What stupid class should Benkt play?

I need some guidence πŸ”πŸ©²

Help me decide what cool class I should play in this fucking expansion

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EDIT: The poll is now closed as of 2020-11-21 00:00. The winner is hunter. Apparently there was some cheating with DK votes and had to be removed (Nothing to do with that it’s a shit fucking useless slow as shit class)


An 🎀interview 🎀with my fans ⭐⭐

So today I have the pleasure to present an interview with two of my biggest fans, Iread and Benktsblog.

Hello Iread, how are you today?
– I’m okay. Could’ve been better, I could be playing horde.

Umm, okay…
– Yes.

So I heard you’ve been doing great lately with helping the Alliance, how does it feel?
– Sure.

Alright, nevermind then. So Benktsblog, how do you feel about your leveling relationship?
– Apparently it’s great, I’ve never been on live alliance before.

Do you think this adventure might bring more paying subscribers to my blog?
– Yes, that is actually the plan. The commission you gave us was to good to refuse. We are doing this for purely for money.

So you would not level alliance if I did not pay you?
– Yes.

Alright, so Benktsblog, Anything you wanna say to my other fans?
– Yes.

Go on, tell them…. please.
– I really like you.

Alright, language please.

Iread & Benktsblog.

Keep your enemies close and your friends dead πŸ’€

So, today me and Graxxur went for an adventure.

This is Graxxur.

We went into the amazing πŸ’˜πŸ§‘πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’š raid called Emerald Nightmare hoping for good luck with shoulders 🎲🎲🎲🎲. But na. RNGesus turned us down.

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This is RNGesus.

So we went back to the big city with the big dinosaurs and brutosaurs and other bigbois, yes? 🦎🦎

And then I came up with a brilliant idea. We’ll get to my idea later. πŸ’‘

Brilliant Idea
My idea.

A couple days ago me, my friend funkyt and my friend mΓΆyyky killed Peacehoofer in Dazar’alor with those nasty third-faction dagger thingies. And Eyebeam was in our discord channel as well. So we blamed her that it was her idea. And today, it was payback time.

So Graxxur (also best friend of Peacehoofer) and me whispered Eyebeam for invite.

Me whispering Graxxur about plans.

Because we were not in the same shard we could just whisper invite and get in the same partyπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ as her. and BAM. we popped daggers and nuked. Because that’s what friends do. πŸ€œπŸ€›

Here is our friend Eyebeam. But if you look close, she’s dead. πŸ’€πŸ’€

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Rumours: Twilight Devestation nerf incoming

So latest rumours on the Blizzard hotfix front is that TD is getting nerfed to the ground. From 18% rank 3 to 2% rank 3.


Oh noes

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What is progress?

Here is a second night on Ra’den Mythic. So basicly, a lot of wipes on RNG (wipes in white) and then suddenly, 2nd round of orbs, then third round of orbs and then BAM πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯. Progress.

So if we can get our tank to stop disconnecting. My professional guess is that Ra’den is dead on sunday.


Saving dat residuum for BiS

A few weeks ago I decided to stop my gambling addiction and save dat residuum. Today was the week I finally hit 20 000. I took my mount downtown. Btw, mount is really easy to get. Took me exactly two Karazhan runs.

Making my way downtown.

I was so happy that I can finally buy my BiS shoulders. I went into the room and said hello πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ to Thaumaturge Vashreen and take a closer look at the BiS shoulders.

Me saying hello πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ to Thaumaturge Vashreen.

I compared the two shoulders with my BiS traits. Then I decided to sim them. And it was then I realised they got the EXACT same traits. LMAO 🀣🀣🀣😍😎

This made me realise, there are 7 shoulders. 2 with bis. That is 28% if I gambled. (Quick maffs 2οΈβƒ£βž•2️⃣ ➑4️⃣).
Which means, I got 20k residuum. I can buy 5 shoulders (if I scrap the shoulders I don’t need). The odds were in my favor. So I left my computer. Went into my bedroom, opened my closet and put on my gambling pants.

But Benkt, how did it go?

Well. I must say, it was a bit shaky. But since I am not shit at gambling… Here’s the outcome

My outcome on gambling.

I got them on my third try. Which ment I had 2 pieces still to buy. And I still needed a better headpiece for my AoE. So I gambled again. This time, the odds were in favor of Blizzard with 6 headpieces and only 1 item with BiS traits.

But Benkt, how did it go?

Well. I must say, it was a bit shaky. But since I am not a god on gambling. I did not win that lottery.

Summaring this blog post makes me feel a tiny bit retarded, which I think is justified. But atleast I am rocking theese new shoulders.


iLvL parsing 🀩🐻

So I wanna talk about something serious. I’ve been MIA on the blog for a while being busy studying ilvl parses on a PhD deep level.

After a week of studying I went to an old friend of mine and told her what’s needed and here is the results

As you can see, an easy 🐻🐻100% ilvl 🐻🐻 parse achieved and I will now tell all my readers how to do this.

The how to πŸ€‘πŸ€‘

So, what you want is to first study the fight and check your class discord and see how other people do the fight as your class and spec and then do NOT do what they do. Why you ask me? They are not 100% parsing because they’re shit. Do what I tell you to do, check your gear.

Here we can see the gear of our testsubject 🐻. Azerite pieces are really good for DPS increase so we want to keep them. The rings have a really good boost of minor stats so we want to keep them. Trinkets also good for DPS. Legs, boots, belt and gloves also have more stats than the bracers so usually you wanna unequip your bracers. This brought our testsubject from ilvl 471 to 441.
(this applies to you if your bracers are not corrupted, else take your belt or something)

So going to Ra’den Heroic as an ilvl 441 tank would make this a lot easier. You still need to press buttons so in my view this is not cheating.

Do the fight, keep pressing buttons and BAM.

32k dps @ilvl 441 is 8.2 dps dps with last patch ilvl (insane 😍😎)

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Parsing in Tol Dagor as a Rogue

Hello! Here comes a tutorial on how to crush DPS in Tol Dagor as an Outlaw Rogue. I did this in a TD19.


Lets start with essences.

BotE is important, other ones just play with what you want.

So the most important thing with pulling is that the tank can survive and the healer can heal.

And I almost forgot, don’t forget to use cannons. REALLY REALLY important to parse. Other than that, just press bladeflurry on cooldown and you should be good.