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You won’t believe this believe this! A 🤺guy⚔ soloing layer 🎱 of the upper thorgasm👻

So, late night gaming, hanging in discord. I saw FunkyTV was live on discord, I went to watch his stream and YOU COULD NOT BELIEVE what I saw????

THIS GUY IS FUCKING WAITING FOR SPELL REFLECT!!!!

Like what the hell, he’s been afk for like 30 minutes now just to let the boss gain stacks so he could do one big spell reflect!!!!! I am sooo pumped for this mission. We’ll be back soon with how it goes. He is still in there, boss have 50 stacks!!!

Orc dancing.

UPDATE 📰

He has not moved and his beard is growing.

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🐸Where🐸were 🐸you 🐸when 🐸the 🐸Frog 🐸train 🐸happened? 🐸

Had a blast watching a frog train today, hbu?
Then I got an invite from Shurdi and I accepted and I got into another shard :/ RIP Frogtrain 2020-12-13 – 2020-12-13

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What stupid class should Benkt play?

I need some guidence 🔍🩲

Help me decide what cool class I should play in this fucking expansion

Apparently' kid steals the show - CNN Video

📰FLASH NEWS 📰

THE POLL IS CLOSED ❌

EDIT: The poll is now closed as of 2020-11-21 00:00. The winner is hunter. Apparently there was some cheating with DK votes and had to be removed (Nothing to do with that it’s a shit fucking useless slow as shit class)

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An 🎤interview 🎤with my fans ⭐⭐

So today I have the pleasure to present an interview with two of my biggest fans, Iread and Benktsblog.

Hello Iread, how are you today?
– I’m okay. Could’ve been better, I could be playing horde.

Umm, okay…
– Yes.

So I heard you’ve been doing great lately with helping the Alliance, how does it feel?
– Sure.

Alright, nevermind then. So Benktsblog, how do you feel about your leveling relationship?
– Apparently it’s great, I’ve never been on live alliance before.

Do you think this adventure might bring more paying subscribers to my blog?
– Yes, that is actually the plan. The commission you gave us was to good to refuse. We are doing this for purely for money.

So you would not level alliance if I did not pay you?
– Yes.

Alright, so Benktsblog, Anything you wanna say to my other fans?
– Yes.

Go on, tell them…. please.
– I really like you.

Alright, language please.

Iread & Benktsblog.
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Keep your enemies close and your friends dead 💀

So, today me and Graxxur went for an adventure.

This is Graxxur.

We went into the amazing 💘🧡💙💜💚 raid called Emerald Nightmare hoping for good luck with shoulders 🎲🎲🎲🎲. But na. RNGesus turned us down.

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This is RNGesus.

So we went back to the big city with the big dinosaurs and brutosaurs and other bigbois, yes? 🦎🦎

And then I came up with a brilliant idea. We’ll get to my idea later. 💡

Brilliant Idea
My idea.

A couple days ago me, my friend funkyt and my friend möyyky killed Peacehoofer in Dazar’alor with those nasty third-faction dagger thingies. And Eyebeam was in our discord channel as well. So we blamed her that it was her idea. And today, it was payback time.

So Graxxur (also best friend of Peacehoofer) and me whispered Eyebeam for invite.

Me whispering Graxxur about plans.

Because we were not in the same shard we could just whisper invite and get in the same party🎉🎉 as her. and BAM. we popped daggers and nuked. Because that’s what friends do. 🤜🤛

Here is our friend Eyebeam. But if you look close, she’s dead. 💀💀
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How to DPS_S01E01

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Rumours: Twilight Devestation nerf incoming

So latest rumours on the Blizzard hotfix front is that TD is getting nerfed to the ground. From 18% rank 3 to 2% rank 3.

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Oh noes

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What is progress?

Here is a second night on Ra’den Mythic. So basicly, a lot of wipes on RNG (wipes in white) and then suddenly, 2nd round of orbs, then third round of orbs and then BAM 💥💥💥. Progress.

So if we can get our tank to stop disconnecting. My professional guess is that Ra’den is dead on sunday.

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Saving dat residuum for BiS

A few weeks ago I decided to stop my gambling addiction and save dat residuum. Today was the week I finally hit 20 000. I took my mount downtown. Btw, mount is really easy to get. Took me exactly two Karazhan runs.

Making my way downtown.

I was so happy that I can finally buy my BiS shoulders. I went into the room and said hello 🙋‍♂️ to Thaumaturge Vashreen and take a closer look at the BiS shoulders.

Me saying hello 🙋‍♂️ to Thaumaturge Vashreen.

I compared the two shoulders with my BiS traits. Then I decided to sim them. And it was then I realised they got the EXACT same traits. LMAO 🤣🤣🤣😍😎

This made me realise, there are 7 shoulders. 2 with bis. That is 28% if I gambled. (Quick maffs 2️⃣➕2️⃣ ➡4️⃣).
Which means, I got 20k residuum. I can buy 5 shoulders (if I scrap the shoulders I don’t need). The odds were in my favor. So I left my computer. Went into my bedroom, opened my closet and put on my gambling pants.

But Benkt, how did it go?

Well. I must say, it was a bit shaky. But since I am not shit at gambling… Here’s the outcome

My outcome on gambling.

I got them on my third try. Which ment I had 2 pieces still to buy. And I still needed a better headpiece for my AoE. So I gambled again. This time, the odds were in favor of Blizzard with 6 headpieces and only 1 item with BiS traits.

But Benkt, how did it go?

Well. I must say, it was a bit shaky. But since I am not a god on gambling. I did not win that lottery.

Summaring this blog post makes me feel a tiny bit retarded, which I think is justified. But atleast I am rocking theese new shoulders.